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<d? tyle="clear:both;"><? >Falling apa? as n? ? hing that I'd planned to do. At all.<br /><br />When my right index fing? ? ed i? tigating the underside of the couch and my left arm decided to go for a walk, of? rse I kn? ? hing? wrong. I'm not a total idiot.<br /><br />And then I didn't wake up ? erday. At least,? right away.? ts of me wok? at different times and ? off to grab themselves some breakfast. I don't real? ant to know ? my ? leg had? the? ning meal, l? of all my l? ? . An? ? s make me shr.<br /><br />I looked i? online. "Siphonophora." Colony organisms. I? ? sin ? he P? ? e Man o'? . I ? a f? ? ? go through ? ? arm, left foot, my head, and th? per ? of ? orso? /><br /? ? ? see? range until you look in the ? or a? eali? hat ? head decided to do its own thin? olling a? like a worm-infested co? t. M? ebal? ere ? ing marbles with eac? her, which looked like a? arre, self-directed game of pool? ? s we? alking on the phone, the? tle ridges and curves on the? ide of o? rinkling and? ping? o the re? ? hile the other one listened ? ? peaker.<br /? />My fi? s we? ng foosball against ? ? , while my arms were figurin? t the TV remote. My ? o wa? ying to ? ce my left leg, who was ? ing hard-to-get, whi? ? ? looked on and a? ? ? ? ? ? ? taking a nap and snoring, and my penis was ? ing with my ? icles about ? her or not my right ? ? ld be convinced ? it a? ome of my toes for a walk. T? esti? , backed up ? ? al of th? her ? ? rongly d? ed i? he foot was noto? sly ? hful. The left foot, in the meantime, wa? ? estling with my tong? ith ? eeth as refe? ? ? e wa? in the room--last I had see? ? ? in the tub, pretending to be a cruise l? ? /><? ighed and rolled my tongueless, earless, eye? , noseless, ? ? s head over ? he oven.? ld I ever pe? ? ? y again?<br /><br />Prob? ? .<di? yle="clear:both; padding? tom:0.25em"></div><br />
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